Jokes corner!!!!!! come with yours…………>Enjoy this!!!!!
1. Mfisto is buying a TV at HiFi and asks “Do you have colour TVs?” Sure.” says the assistant. Mfisto replies “Give me a green one, please.”
2. Mfisto calls Air Botswana. “How long does it take to fly to Nata?” “Just a sec,” says the rep. “Thank you.” says Mfisto and hangs up.
3. Mfisto was filling in an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled here. After much thought he wrote Yes!
4. Mfisto goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.” He then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” Mfisto says,
“I’ll take it!” The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His boss, Mr. Pheto Sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object you have?” He said,
“It’s a thermos.” The boss then says, “What does it do?” He replies,”It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?” He replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke..”
5. Why did Mfisto take 17 friends with him to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.
6. To lose weight the doctor told Mfisto to run 8 kms a day for 300 days. After, 300 days, he called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m 2400 kms from home.”
7. Having lost his donkey Mfisto got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passer-by saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?” He replied “I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too!”
8. Mfisto got his 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate…Mother: Motswana. Father: Motswana. Kid: Chinese.” “How come you Write ‘Chinese’ when both parents are Motswanas?” “Aah” says Mr Mfisto, “I read in a newspaper that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese!”
9. Mfisto with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears. He answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.” “Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But what happened to your other ear?” “The fool called back!”